It’s not as if, in this age, anyone was left by Wednesday morning not knowing who had won the election, so it was really just a pissing contest between the country’s newspapers to see who could use the largest point size. I think the Minneapolis StarTribune won.
A coworker sent me this brilliant headline from the Washington Post:
Skywalkers in Korea Cross Han Solo
I’m trying to think of a way to work any other Star Wars character into a sentence, but I’m stumped. If you can beat this headline, post your best in the comment section below!