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The mysteries of Google Photos and what my videos are teaching its AI

For the past few years I’ve been shooting video, sometimes very long video, on my iPhone, and then transferring it to my Mac for editing.

I have two ways to get the videos to my Mac. I can use AirDrop for a direct device-to-device transfer. But the videos also automatically upload to iCloud in the background, so I can then open the Photos app on my Mac and find them there, and download them from “the cloud.”

Neither way is exceptionally fast, especially with large files, simply because they are large files, but they both have always worked seamlessly, and I can pretty much do them on-demand as soon as the videos are done recording.

Last night I recorded a performance of the big band I play in, using… gasp! …an Android phone. Specifically, a Google Pixel 3a. Yeah, it’s pretty old. But also new to me. I need an Android phone for testing my web development work, but since I don’t use it as my day-to-day phone, I didn’t want to spend a lot. I know the Pixel is a good phone, with a clean Android install, and the price was right ($150). Which is exactly why it’s the phone I chose to shoot the video with, because I was going to have to leave it unattended all night in a crowded auditorium, about 100 feet away from me. It was unlikely to be taken, but I didn’t want to risk it with my main iPhone or even a backup. (Plus, the Pixel actually does shoot pretty good video.)

Anyway… once I got home, I then had to contend with the problem I knew would be waiting for me. This is an Android phone, so there’s no iCloud. But I am also pretty heavily invested in the Google ecosystem, so I figured I’d have no issues transferring the videos to my Google Drive — or at least Google Photos — and get them that way.

There are issues.

First, I can’t find a way to just put them on my Google Drive, which is where I really wanted them. Yes, I can just jump over to photos.google.com instead of drive.google.com, without even having to log back in, but I operate frequently in Google Drive and I had never, before owning this phone, had any reason to even consider the existence of Google Photos. But, whatever.

Second, and I could be wrong about this, it seems like the files only transfer from the device to the cloud when you have the Photos app open on the phone. I have the phone running on my home wifi, which is connected to gigabit fiber, so the transfer should be about as fast as can be expected anywhere in the United States, but even though I left the app open for an extended period last night, it only uploaded one of the two videos. I gave up waiting on it and went to bed, and uploaded the second one this morning.

But here’s the real kicker: neither of the videos is “ready” yet in Google Photos, not even the one I uploaded last night. Maybe it hadn’t quite finished uploading then but still… what exactly is Google doing to get the videos “ready”? Why aren’t they “ready” the instant they’re uploaded?

I get that videos uploaded to YouTube need to go through some processing. YouTube does all kinds of crazy crap to videos. Some of it is transcoding and optimizing the files for streaming, which… yes. 100%. Please do that. Some of it is machine learning (a.k.a. “AI”) driven, analyzing the content to make smart chapters and such, as well as detecting content that is illegal or violates terms of use. I see the benefits. And some of it is for the benefit of corporate overlords, both at Alphabet and elsewhere, such as detecting copyrighted music. Well… honestly there are pros and cons to that. But it’s not the point of this post.

The point is, I get why that kind of processing is happening to YouTube videos. But none of it should be happening to private videos uploaded to your Google Photos account. I suppose I should give Google the benefit of the doubt and assume that it’s strictly doing the AI scans for illegal content. (I think you know the illegal content I am talking about so I am not going to spell it out.)

Apple’s recent efforts to implement technology to do on-device detection of that type of content recently got a lot of heat for its privacy implications — even though on-device scanning is far more private than in-the-cloud scanning. But Apple always takes the heat for things because it’s Apple, despite Google, Amazon and Facebook engaging in much more egregious versions of those things.

The thing about Google in particular is, they’re all about amassing TOTAL WORLD KNOWLEDGE. Not in an inherently nefarious way (although maybe there’s no way for that not to be inherently nefarious). But there are always nefarious implications in what they’re doing. So whatever is going on as I’m waiting for my videos to be “ready,” the one thing I know for sure is that Google’s AI is learning something from them.

Update: I realized after I posted this that maybe I should… uh… google it. Yes, Apple themselves have provided instructions on how to transfer photos and video from Android to Mac. I realized that I could maybe use this USB-C to USB-C cable I have sitting right here at my desk to make a file transfer!

A reason to install Microsoft Edge on your Mac: viewing cookies

As a web developer, I actually don’t use cookies that often (mainly because I’m not interested in tracking users’ behavior). But I do need to use them occasionally, such as to remember when they’ve clicked the “X” to close a modal alert, so I don’t keep showing it to them on each new page they visit.

That’s what led me to today’s surprising discovery. My cookie wasn’t working properly, so I wanted to investigate a) whether or not it was actually being saved, and b) what data it was saving.

I work on a Mac, and Safari is my primary browser. But I already knew Safari doesn’t let you inspect the contents of cookies, so I fired up Chrome, which is my go-to for testing anything that I can’t test with Safari. I know Chrome always used to let you inspect the contents of cookies, so imagine my surprise today when I discovered that, at some point fairly recently, Chrome apparently removed that capability. You can still see which sites have stored cookies, and how many, but you can’t investigate the details any further than that. Seriously??

Next I tried Firefox. Nope, same.

At this point I was highly dubious that the fourth browser in my testing queue would handle things any differently, but I had no alternative, so I reached for that rarely-clicked-upon blue-green swirl icon in my Dock, loaded my page in Microsoft Edge, and… what do you know, Edge does still let you inspect the exact contents of stored cookies.

But for how long?

Anyway… for now, I have a justification for keeping Edge installed on my Mac.

Google is no longer a search engine

This is old news, but it’s a useful demonstration of what absolute garbage Google has become as a search engine. It is now an ad engine.

The scenario: I need to set up WordPress Multisite. I’ve done this several times, but since I only have to do the initial setup once every 2-3 years, it’s not something I have memorized. So… I google it! That’s what you do in the 21st century.

So, I went to Google and typed:

'WordPress Multisite installation' Google search

Now, the real solution to this that a smart search engine, which was designed for maximum usefulness as a search engine, would be to provide a link to the official WordPress documentation on the topic.

Is that what it returned? Of course not, silly! It returned four ads, which, depending on your window size, could take up the entire screen:

Google ad results
But then, the first “organic” result should be the official documentation, right?

Wrong!

The first organic result is a page from the dreadful wpbeginner.com, which is overflowing with the most verbose, poorly written, surface-level articles that are designed not to be genuinely useful but to ensure that Google’s search algorithm places them exactly where it did in these results.

Yes, of course, I did click the wpbeginner.com link, because I always do, and then I get annoyed with myself for falling into their trap. And multilingualpress.org is not much better… and also always near the top of the results.

Then, of course, before we finally get to the page I really was looking for, Google makes one last ditch effort to keep me from going where I want to go, by inserting its “People also ask” block, with quick answers scraped from real websites, designed specifically to keep you from actually venturing any deeper than Google’s search results page itself.

Thanks Google for doing your part to make the Internet suck.

P.S. What do you think happened when I clicked “I’m Feeling Lucky”?

Not everything needs to be secure

Just saving this for future reference. I got on the “all HTTPS all the time” bandwagon without questioning it, because enough of the sites I create do collect user data that needs to be secure. But some — like this blog, for instance — do not.

But here’s an angle on it that I hadn’t considered:

If Google succeeds, it will make a lot of the web’s history inaccessible. People put stuff on the web precisely so it would be preserved over time. That’s why it’s important that no one has the power to change what the web is.

— Dave Winer

Google of course is always trying to change what the web is, just as Facebook does. I really got into a lather over AMP because it was immediately clear to me as a web developer how it is bad for the open web. Forcing everything to HTTPS is not quite as obviously “wrong,” but when you investigate it… yeah, it is.

This site uses HTTPS because… well, why not? I use Let’s Encrypt, so it’s free and easy. And I configured the server to automatically redirect HTTP traffic, so old links still work. But people shouldn’t be expected to understand what I understand about the web in order to use it… and not just as passive consumers, but as active contributors.

That’s the real power of the web, and what we lose when we let companies like Google or Facebook change the nature of what the web is.

I’d like to end with another quote from Winer:

The web is not safe. That is correct. We don’t want every place to be safe. So people can be wild and experiment and try out new ideas. It’s why the web has been the proving ground for so much incredible stuff over its history.

Lots of things aren’t safe. Crossing the street. Bike riding in Manhattan. Falling in love. We do them anyway. You can’t be safe all the time. Life itself isn’t safe.