UNDERDOG of PERFECTION

…but I needed to come up with one.

Anyway…

I’m still trying to organize my life as it is captured on the platters of my new iBook’s hard drive. In the midst of doing so, I’ve been listening to some of my own recordings, including the new Inflationary Cosmology CD.

A co-worker, listening to the new CD, made the unfortunate observation that the main guitar pattern in the track “Nothing New Under the Sun” is remarkably similar to the opening of “More than a Feeling” by Boston… and sure enough, it is.

Oh well, at least I got the title right.

In other news… I just have to join the cross-linking stampede and draw your attention to this hilarious entry on someone else’s blog regarding the bizarre, Babelfish-esque cross-translated English subtitles from a Chinese bootleg DVD of Star Trek Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

There are many things to enjoy, but I think my favorite is that “Jedi Council” gets translated as “Presbyterian Church.”

That’s it for now. Back to reorganizing my existence…

Considering that I just finished recording a new CD whose centerpiece is a suite on the theme of the human experience entitled “Nothing New Under the Sun,” I should not continually find myself surprised that my seemingly oh-so-original ideas are, in fact… well, not. Especially when they come to me as a stroke of pure genius in the wee hours.

Case in point: I’m toying with some new ideas for a major overhaul of my personal website (far more than lazily “porting” it over to prefab blog software), and in the midst of setting up my “MAMP” (Mac OS X, Apache, MySQL, PHP — OK, so it’s not as elegant as “LAMP” but I am not yet on the “Linux is a legitimate desktop OS” bandwagon) development environment on my new iBook, the name for this new site hit me. It was sheer brilliance.

The Cortex Vortex

It was too good to pass up. And this on the same day when I had hit upon the idea of naming different-sex fraternal twins Franklin and Eleanor and nearly driven off the road in tears of hysterical laughter when SLP suggested the name “Fonzworth” (maybe you just had to be there… but truth is stranger than both fiction and SLP’s sense of humor).

So good, in fact, that naturally there were others in the world who had already found it that good, as well. Granted, there wasn’t really anything out there with the name that was like what I intended to do, but why compete with the villain from Crash Bandicoot 2… not to mention some guy in Quebec? (Do a whois, if you must.)

OK, back to Square One. Hey, maybe that would be a good name! Do you think anyone else is doing anything with it?

Postscript
Not quite the event of the century, but I ran into and spoke briefly with Scott Savol at the Mall of America Apple Store last night.

The tracks for my new CD have all been mastered since May, but I was second-guessing the whole project. (Wow… with a sentence like that, you can see why I’m not in marketing.) Anyway… I realized that it was really just one bad track that was tainting my opinion of the whole thing. So I just removed it! Now, 4 weak minutes shorter, I think it’s a much stronger piece of work.

But don’t take my (not terribly compelling) word for it, listen for yourself! I don’t have the website for the new CD done yet, but the CD itself is for sale in the Room 34 Online Store, with audio samples and everything!

The new CD is called Inflationary Cosmology.

My new iBook arrived today! I am very excited about it… although my enthusiasm has somewhat been tainted by the whole China thing.

I knew Apple was “assembling” many of their products, such as the iPods, in China now, although I had previously assumed they were still “assembling” the computers in Mexico. It was just seeing “SHANGHAI CN” as the origination locale on the FedEx tracking site that did it for me. I realize they ship custom-built Macs direct from the factory, but for some reason I hadn’t put together that that meant FedEx would be receiving the package in China and delivering it two-day to my house.

I’m not entirely sure why this is bothering me as much as it is; I guess it’s just that I usually have some (illusory) distance from the fact that the things I am buying are being produced by what might as well be considered slave labor.

I guess I buy into the illusion Apple no doubt intends to engender in its customers that their computers are being assembled at a hippie love-in at Haight-Ashbury. (Why else would they boldly print “Designed by Apple in California” on a card you are forced to look at as you’re taking the computer from the box, while relegating “Assembled in China” to 3-point type on the undercarriage?)

Sure the blueprints are coming from California, but c’mon Steve, it’s time to crank down the reality distortion field: Apple computers are MADE IN CHINA. It’s not just that Chinese products still carry the no-longer-accurate stigma of poor quality. China is a vacuum sucking up manufacturing jobs not just from the United States, but also from the countries like Mexico that had previously taken manufacturing jobs from the U.S.

Now I’m not draping myself in the flag here. I’m not about protectionism. But there are a host of problems that go along with choosing to move your operations to a place like China, and by buying the products of those operations, I’m buying into that choice, like it or not.

So… it’s a bittersweet day for me. I can’t help thinking about those workers in Apple’s factory in Shanghai, and wondering what their lives are like.

This time it’s color perceptions. This is crazy stuff!

eChalk Colour Perception

Especially check out #3!