UNDERDOG of PERFECTION

Of course there’s “Lazy Sunday,” better known as The Chronic(what?!)cles of Narnia. And then there’s also…

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Are people really so stupid, or has our culture just become so litigious?

I just saw a Jeep commercial where a family is watching sharks swim overhead, and then the Jeep they’re riding in emerges from the water. At that point, the following text appeared at the bottom of the screen:

“Fictionalization. Vehicle not suitable for underwater use.”

…how to pronounce Linux, here’s the answer, straight from the horse’s — make that Finnish programmer’s — mouth:

http://www.jx90.com/linux.html

If this weren’t so funny, it would fall somewhere between a woeful lack of suspension of disbelief and “Shut up, ya damn Star Wars geek!”

But I have to admit, the guy’s got some good points. (And, I was wondering about some of these things myself… Hmm…)

On the Implausibility of the Death Star’s Trash Compactor

Clustering is a natural characteristic of true randomness. The randomness of life’s events clustered on our household this fall, so I’ve had to let all of this sit idle for some time. I’m gradually reviving it…