So there I was, sitting at my desk at work, minding my own business, when suddenly I realized… he was watching me.

Yes, peering over the edge of my flat-panel monitor, that evil Burger King was staring into my very soul!

Whew… I deserve a break today. (OK, so that’s McDonald’s. Have it your way.)

By the way, yes, that’s Anakin next to him. Go ahead, Anakin… kill him! He’s too dangerous to be left alive!