UNDERDOG of PERFECTION

Clues
Season 4 Episode 14
Original airdate: February 9, 1991

Netflix Synopsis

After passing through a wormhole, the crew uncovers clues that they were unconscious for more than the 30 seconds they were led to believe.

My Brief Review

I’ve made it to 50 reviews! Beyond that, I watched this episode 30 years to the day after it originally aired. (My God, has it been that long?) It’s one I remember well.

The episode begins with what seems like a throwaway Holodeck scene where Picard is re-enacting a film noir mystery, with a special visit from Guinan dressed in 1940s garb. Of course this scene has a symbolic relevance to the episode’s main story, which is the crew’s persistent unraveling of a big mystery… if they were only unconscious for 30 seconds, how did Dr. Crusher’s moss samples show a day’s worth of growth? And how did Worf’s wrist get broken and set? And why did Data apparently tamper with the ship’s clock, as well as… lots of other stuff? And why is Troi freaking out?

The mystery was not so exciting for me this time around because I remembered the basic gist of the story, and in retrospect it’s pretty obvious given the pretty blatant clues we’re given. But it’s still fun… Mystery Trek!

Memorable Moment

The whole thing is vaguely memorable, but the scene where Troi screams is stuck pretty firmly in my brain… I remembered her exact lines of dialogue as she was about to say them.

Crew Rando

Is Nurse Alyssa really a rando? This was only her second appearance in the show, but she would go on to be in 14 more episodes over the remainder of the show, including the series finale. She still seems like a bit of a rando at this moment though. There’s also Ensign McKnight at the helm, who is here for the first of three appearances.

Distance Rating: 3K

IMDb score: 8.3/10

Devil’s Due
Season 4 Episode 13
Original airdate: February 2, 1991

Netflix Synopsis

While answering a distress call, Picard finds himself dealing with a person who claims to be the planet’s version of the Devil.

My Brief Review

This is a very memorable episode, if not an exceptionally brilliant one, featuring a woman posing as Ardra, an all-powerful being who “saved” a planet from destroying itself 1000 years ago, with a contract that would enslave the planet’s population after a millennium.

Of course, she’s not really Ardra (who maybe never even really existed), she’s just a con artist, and Picard must prove that, with Data as the impartial arbitrator. (After all, it is against his programming to… do whatever it needs to be against his programming to do for the plot of any given episode.)

Memorable Moment

After Enterprise tracks down Ardra’s (or whoever she really is) cloaked ship and takes control of it, Picard shows off his mastery of all of her tricks — earthquakes, vanishing, transforming into the Klingon devil Fek’lhr. Of course by this time he’s already demonstrated to the leader of the planet that his own people had saved themselves through years of dedicated effort, but that wasn’t enough to persuade him.

Crew Rando

Ensign Kellogg, sitting at Data’s ops station, certainly appeared stunned when he reappeared after Ardra had temporarily taken his place. Gee, if he weren’t a total rando, maybe Picard could have, y’know, asked him where he had been when she made him disappear and they might have tracked down her ship faster.

Distance Rating: 5K

IMDb score: 7.3/10

The Wounded
Season 4 Episode 12
Original airdate: January 26, 1991

Netflix Synopsis

Capt. Picard races against time to find out the facts behind a Cardassian commander’s claim that the Federation attacked one of their outposts.

My Brief Review

I’m not a fan of the Cardassians (or the Kardashians), and have never really gotten into DS9 because of them. (OK, it’s mostly because of the Ferengi, but the Cardassians are annoying too.) Nonetheless, this was a pretty good, suspenseful episode, well acted by all involved, and it was most likely pivotal in setting up the dynamic between the Federation and the Cardassians that carries over into DS9. (That actually makes me a little less enthusiastic about it, because I feel like it kind of only exists for that purpose.)

The best part of the episode is the complexity of the final scene. Picard has removed Captain Maxwell and staved off outright hostilities, but he makes it clear to the Cardassian captain that he knows they were lying about the activities on the outpost Maxwell attacked. So, even though Maxwell was wrong to start hostilities the way he did, he was right that the Cardassians were preparing for war. Kind of a no-win situation.

Memorable Moment

Watching the long-range sensor projection of the Federation ship Phoenix attacking two Cardassian ships looks like something I would have thought was a pretty rad video game back in 1991.

Crew Rando

There’s a new nobody ensign at the helm, but the real rando is Captain Maxwell from the Phoenix, played by Bob Gunton… the warden from The Shawshank Redemption! (3 years before Shawshank, of course.) As soon as I saw him I knew there would be trouble. He was perfect in the role.

Distance Rating: 2K

IMDb score: 8.2/10

Data’s Day
Season 4 Episode 11
Original airdate: January 5, 1991

Netflix Synopsis

Data tries to comprehend the complex emotions between O’Brien and Keiko, who are about to be married.

My Brief Review

This one gets fairly high marks from the IMDb crowd, but I don’t get it. I found it so contrived and tedious that I actually watched most of it at double speed with the subtitles on, just so I could get through it faster.

The conceit is that Data is making a log of his daily activities for Commander Maddox at the Daystrom Institute, but it’s so cornball that it’s hard to believe. As we’ve seen the advancements in A.I. in the first part of the 21st century, it is positively ludicrous that an android like Data, in the 24th century, would be unable to comprehend human emotions (I mean, after all, we’re pretty much specifically training A.I. to read human facial expressions right now), or even to use contractions. I recognize that I’m judging this show’s writing with 30 years of technological advancement coloring my perspective. But come on… if we’ve accomplished this much in 30 years, how could we not accomplish significantly more in 300?

The real problem here is that there are basically about four separate episodes happening at once, but none of their stories are developed enough to matter. The most interesting thread — which I really wish had been an entire episode on its own — involves a Vulcan ambassador and a strange rendezvous with a Romulan ship. Turns out the Vulcan was really a Romulan spy in disguise. Oh well! Not like it would be a major event for the Federation to have a trusted ambassador turn out to have been a spy for their archenemies all along!

Somehow all of that gets swept aside, because it’s much more important for us to see if Data will be able to dance with Keiko (he’s standing in as “father of the bride”) without crushing her waist or breaking her feet.

Memorable Moment

Data is a quick learner with Dr. Crusher teaches him to tap dance. Be sure to smile!

Crew Rando

Ahh, who cares?

Distance Rating: 4K

IMDb score: 8.2/10

The Loss
Season 4 Episode 10
Original airdate: December 29, 1990

Netflix Synopsis

While the Enterprise struggles to contend with a mysterious life-form, Troi inexplicably loses her empathetic powers.

My Brief Review

“Empathetic”? Well, whatever. This is not a great episode. I have never really enjoyed episodes that explore Troi’s empathic powers. I’ve never found the idea of the empathic powers compelling, and the way Troi is written as a character is often not great. I do not blame Marina Sirtis for this. It’s the writers and producers. She was not given a lot to work with.

The idea of the two-dimensional beings drawn to the cosmic string fragment like moths to a flame is kind of interesting, and was very timely with the ongoing development of string theory at the time of the episode. I guess the past couple of decades’ failure of string theory to prove at all viable kind of sours me on this. (I was a big reader of popular writing about theoretical physics by the likes of Brian Greene and Michio Kaku in the ’90s.)

On top of what was already a bit of a throwaway episode (aired between Christmas and New Year’s when people were probably less likely to be watching anyway), this also proves to be the first episode in the entire season that isn’t about family in some way.

Memorable Moment

Honestly… not much? Troi comparing the beings to moths being drawn to a flame, I guess. This episode’s details are especially unmemorable, considering that I had actually just seen this one randomly on TV within the last year or so. I remembered that I had seen it, but very few of the details came back to me until moments before they were going to happen.

Crew Rando

OK, we get a serious crew rando this time around. Yes, Ensign Allenby is still at the helm, but we are treated to several scenes featuring Ensign Brooks, whose presence on the ship seems only to be relevant when we need to see Deanna Troi doing her job as ship’s counselor. (Which, strangely, she never normally has to make time for. She’s always on the bridge, and now suddenly she’s seeing patients?)

Distance Rating: 2K

IMDb score: 6.0/10