ST:TNG Treadmill Reviews #37 and #38: The One (I mean Two) with Locutus of Borg

The Best of Both Worlds, Parts 1 and 2
Season 3 Episode 26; original airdate: June 16, 1990
Season 4 Episode 1; original airdate: September 22, 1990

Netflix Synopsis

Part 1
Responding to a distress call on one of the Federation’s outermost colonies, the Enterprise arrives and must face a powerful foe.

Part 2
As acting captain, Commander Riker has no choice but to fire full force on the Borg starship, despite Capt. Picard being on board.

My Brief Review

I didn’t have a chance to write my review last night after watching part 1, but it’s just as well, so I can review the entire story here.

Season 2 ended on as low a note as imaginable, with a dreadful, hackneyed clip show. Dreadful and hackneyed even for a clip show. The producers were determined to do better this time, and ended season 3 with A CLIFFHANGER!!!

And what a cliffhanger! Not only does Picard get captured by the Borg and turned into Locutus of Borg but part 1 ends with Riker in command of Enterprise, and a special doomsday weapon made out of the deflector shield and the warp engine trained on the Borg cube — with Picard Locutus on board.

The last words we hear: “Mr. Worf, fire!”

TO BE CONTINUED…

And back in 1990 we had to wait all summer to find out what was going to happen. I’m trying to remember what it was like back then, without the Internet, relying just on whatever came out on Entertainment Tonight or in Entertainment Weekly, speculating for three months about what was going to happen. Did we know Patrick Stewart wasn’t leaving the show? Did we know Jonathan Frakes wasn’t leaving, for that matter? After all, the first half really set up the possibility that Commander Shelby might be a permanent addition to the crew.

…three months later…

“Mr. Worf, fire!”

(Voice of Majel Barrett): “And now, the conclusion.”

Of course they didn’t blow Picard Locutus to bits!

On the contrary, after the super weapon utterly fails (because, y’know, the Borg are, like, inside Picard’s brain now), a daring rescue is executed, involving separating the saucer section, “Captain” Riker commanding from the battle bridge, Worf and Data coasting in a powered-down shuttlecraft through the Borg shield, nabbing Picard Locutus, and high-tailing it back outside the shield just in time for O’Brien to beam them to safety moments before the Borg destroy the shuttle! (Of course!)

Oh, by the way, spoilers!

But I’ll stop there. Needless to say, it all works out in the end. As long as you don’t mind the destruction of dozens of Federation ships at the Wolf 359 outpost. (Oops. More spoilers.)

Memorable Moment

Riker with four pips! Enough said.

Crew Rando

A double episode leaves room for plenty of randos, including some who even get named! But I believe I’ll go for our old friend Ensign Russell, who accompanies Worf and Shelby on an away team to the Borg cube near the end of part 2. If any TNG character is going to get “red shirted” you’d think this would be the moment, but no! The away mission is brief and uneventful. (I mean, it’s, like, shockingly uneventful, especially for an away mission to a friggin’ Borg cube!)

Distance Rating: 5K + 5K

IMDb scores: 9.4/10 (part 1); 9.3/10 (part 2)

I recorded an EP today… on my iPhone

What did you do today? I recorded an EP. Every sound on it was produced using my iPhone. (Sure, it was mixed and mastered on my Mac, but the only “instrument” was my iPhone with an assortment of music apps.)

For the curious, the apps I used were: Argon, Funkbox, Beatmaker, Filtatron, NESynth, Animoog and Beatwave. (I’d provide links but… come on. Just go to the App Store and look ’em up.)

The EP is available to stream or download for free right now on alonetone.

Salvage (part of) a corrupted zip archive in Mac OS X

Perhaps this has been pointed out elsewhere; I haven’t really searched for it, so I don’t know. But it’s rare that I stumble, completely on my own, onto what I believe is truly a “hot tip” for dealing with computer problems, and when I do, I’m excited to share it.

Now then, the problem we’re dealing with here is corrupted zip archives, which seems to be common for me these days given the fact that I’ve foolishly been using some cheap off-brand CD-R’s that have been sitting around my house on a spindle for a couple of years.

The situation manifests as such: You double-click a zip archive to extract the files, BOMArchiveHelper fires up (don’t worry if you have no idea what this is — basically it’s just a background application embedded in Mac OS X for working with zip files), and the extraction process begins.

But then, oh dear. After a while (usually right near the end), the progress bar will change to a disconcerting alert: Unable to unarchive... (Error 1 - Operation not permitted.) Aside from the meaninglessness of the error message itself, you realize, dishearteningly, that the only thing you can do is click the “OK” button, at which point… *poof* everything is gone. Well, the zip file itself is still there, but what good is it if the goodies are forever locked inside?

I’ve discovered, however, that while BOMArchiveHelper is busily extracting the archive, it creates a hidden temporary directory on the hard drive in the same directory as the zip file. Once you click “OK” on this alert, it deletes this temporary directory, but until then, it’s there. With all of the files so far extracted waiting inside. Oblivious to the doom that shortly awaits them.

So what do you do? Well, the first thing you do is get your pointer away from that “OK” button! Leave the alert on the screen, and fire up Terminal. You’re going to need to get your hands dirty with some command line mucky-muck, so if you don’t know where Terminal is, I advise you to just stop right here. Cup your hands over your face and sob quietly.

Now then, this is most likely going to require root access, so type sudo -s and enter your administrator password. Then navigate to the directory where the zip file is. Type ls -al and amongst the hidden files at the top of the list (the ones whose filenames begin with a period), you’ll see a subdirectory named .BAH1234. (The 1234 will be some random number, which I am guessing is the process ID. But it’ll always start with .BAH.) Make note of the exact name, because you’ll need it in a minute.

Everything that’s been extracted so far is inside this directory! So now you can move or copy the contents to another directory and BOMArchiveHelper won’t take it upon itself to “tidy up” after you click the OK button. Here’s some code to try:

mkdir Rescued
mv .BAH1234/* Rescued/

Be sure to change the 1234 portion to whatever the correct name is, as you determined by running ls -al earlier. Also, note that if you’re extracting multiple zip archives at the same time, they may be handled by the same process, so you’ll have a second directory named .BAH1234 2 or something similar. Since this name contains a space, when you’re referring to it at the command line you need to wrap it in quotes, like this:

mv “.BAH1234 2″/* Rescued/

This will create a new (visible) directory at the same place on the hard drive, called Rescued, and it will copy everything from BOMArchiveHelper’s invisible temporary directory into Rescued, where you can now work with the files as you wish. It’s unlikely that everything from the zip file will be in here, but everything that’s not corrupted in the archive will be, and it might just be the things you were looking for.

Once everything’s been moved into your Rescued directory, you can go ahead and succumb to the temptation of that gently pulsating, deliciously blue (or not-so-deliciously gray, depending on your system settings) “OK” button.

Ambigrams!

I’ve finally succumbed to the inevitability of reading the work of Dan Brown, not with the obvious The DaVinci Code but with an earlier work, Angels and Demons.

While it’s clearly a mass-market thriller, it’s actually pretty clever and wholly engaging. One of my favorite aspects of the book is the “ambigram” designs: words with carefully stylized letters such that they read identically when turned 180 degrees.

Confused? Check this out:
http://www.johnlangdon.net/angelsanddemons.html

John Langdon was the designer of the ambigrams for the book (all of which appear at the above URL). Langdon is also the last name of the book’s protagonist, presumably done in his honor. This guy’s talent is phenomenal. I’ve seen a few other ambigram artists’ work, and none is as legible, or as beautiful, as Langdon’s. Of course, now I want to do my own ambigrams.

So far I’ve learned one thing: It’s not easy. I actually do have a workable ambigram of ROOM 34 going, but it’s ugly. And barely legible. If I improve it enough that I’m not embarrassed by it, I’ll post it here.