Unbelievable!

Imagine my surprise today when I stumbled upon this particular variant on the tired YTMND site. They stole my Chewbacca audio!

I don’t know whether to be furious or elated, or both. It’s ranked #20 all-time, and it’s only been up for a month!

I guess I’ll have to be furious, considering how someone else is getting all of my accolades. But wow, it looks like it got played on WGN radio and Fox News! Holy crap, I’ve been on FOX NEWS. Kill me now.

Uh…

Are people really so stupid, or has our culture just become so litigious?

I just saw a Jeep commercial where a family is watching sharks swim overhead, and then the Jeep they’re riding in emerges from the water. At that point, the following text appeared at the bottom of the screen:

“Fictionalization. Vehicle not suitable for underwater use.”