UNDERDOG of PERFECTION

I’ll try not to gloat over the (at this time, apparent) Democratic victory in the House, and possible (but increasingly unlikely) victory in the Senate. (At this point it looks like a modest Republican victory in Missouri is going to lead to ao 50-50 split, with Cheney — or Lieberman — tipping the scales to the right. And that’s counting on surprise Democratic victories in Montana and Virginia!)

Right now I’m fixated on one incomprehensible fact: Mississippi re-elected Trent Lott! By an overwhelming margin!

*BANG* Ow! *BANG* Ow! *BANG* Ow! *BANG* Ow!

(That’s me beating my head against the wall.)

Please, download it now. Why? So you can read all of the hilarious reviews of Kevin Federline‘s album.

C’mon, it’s really worth it. One review compares the album to “putrid liquefied 52 million pounds of chicken.”

Here’s a fascinating article on AlterNet that looks at why particular states lean “red” or “blue” and what’s really driving people in many cases to vote against their own economic interests.

I know you need the latest room34.com news so urgently that you can’t even take the time to come here. (Uh… wait….)

Now you don’t have to! I’ve added an RSS feed. There are more ways than ever for you to ignore my blather!

What’s RSS?

I was not surprised this morning to wake up to the news of Saddam Hussein’s verdict. I knew it was coming three weeks ago.

Of course he’s guilty. (Contrary to popular belief, at least among Fox News viewers, liberals are not Saddam sympathizers.) Interesting timing, though.