UNDERDOG of PERFECTION

Please, download it now. Why? So you can read all of the hilarious reviews of Kevin Federline‘s album.

C’mon, it’s really worth it. One review compares the album to “putrid liquefied 52 million pounds of chicken.”

Here’s a fascinating article on AlterNet that looks at why particular states lean “red” or “blue” and what’s really driving people in many cases to vote against their own economic interests.

I know you need the latest room34.com news so urgently that you can’t even take the time to come here. (Uh… wait….)

Now you don’t have to! I’ve added an RSS feed. There are more ways than ever for you to ignore my blather!

What’s RSS?

I was not surprised this morning to wake up to the news of Saddam Hussein’s verdict. I knew it was coming three weeks ago.

Of course he’s guilty. (Contrary to popular belief, at least among Fox News viewers, liberals are not Saddam sympathizers.) Interesting timing, though.

I realize I’ve been working with PHP for too long when I get an idea like “I wonder exactly how birth rate affects population levels” and the first thing I think of is, “well why don’t I just build a PHP app to figure it out?”

This is the result of such thinking: Population Trajectory Calculator. It’s the newest addition to my Stupid Web Tricks page, and the first that’s not just JavaScript triggering an irritating pop-up.

This is probably just as pointless though, but it was a fun little exercise, and it’s starting to give me more ideas, which is always dangerous. Before long I’ll have built a web-based version of Oregon Trail.

I’m not kidding.

(Well, OK, I hope I am.)