ST:TNG Treadmill Review #50: Clues

Clues
Season 4 Episode 14
Original airdate: February 9, 1991

Netflix Synopsis

After passing through a wormhole, the crew uncovers clues that they were unconscious for more than the 30 seconds they were led to believe.

My Brief Review

I’ve made it to 50 reviews! Beyond that, I watched this episode 30 years to the day after it originally aired. (My God, has it been that long?) It’s one I remember well.

The episode begins with what seems like a throwaway Holodeck scene where Picard is re-enacting a film noir mystery, with a special visit from Guinan dressed in 1940s garb. Of course this scene has a symbolic relevance to the episode’s main story, which is the crew’s persistent unraveling of a big mystery… if they were only unconscious for 30 seconds, how did Dr. Crusher’s moss samples show a day’s worth of growth? And how did Worf’s wrist get broken and set? And why did Data apparently tamper with the ship’s clock, as well as… lots of other stuff? And why is Troi freaking out?

The mystery was not so exciting for me this time around because I remembered the basic gist of the story, and in retrospect it’s pretty obvious given the pretty blatant clues we’re given. But it’s still fun… Mystery Trek!

Memorable Moment

The whole thing is vaguely memorable, but the scene where Troi screams is stuck pretty firmly in my brain… I remembered her exact lines of dialogue as she was about to say them.

Crew Rando

Is Nurse Alyssa really a rando? This was only her second appearance in the show, but she would go on to be in 14 more episodes over the remainder of the show, including the series finale. She still seems like a bit of a rando at this moment though. There’s also Ensign McKnight at the helm, who is here for the first of three appearances.

Distance Rating: 3K

IMDb score: 8.3/10

How to win when you lose: unbalanced representation in the U.S. government

I haven’t talked politics here much lately. Frankly it’s all been too demoralizing. I mean, how do you talk about someone who is so patently unqualified, not to mention arguably legally disqualified, not only “winning” an election (courtesy of archaic undemocratic rules), but receiving nearly full-throated support from the cynical opportunists of a political party who only a few months ago were decrying his very presence on the scene?

Well, enough on that. Others are fighting that fight better than I ever could, so I’m going to move into the realm where I flourish: geeky data analysis.

Specifically, I want to look at three ways in which the U.S. government — Congress and the presidency — are inherently imbalanced, plus one additional way that they’re being made more so through the shameful tactics of one party whose power depends on exploiting those imbalances to their fullest extent. (Take a guess which one I’m talking about.)

The three ways are: 1) House district apportionment (specifically, “Gerrymandering”), 2) the two-per-state structure of the U.S. Senate, and 3) the Electoral College. Full disclosure: I am not a history scholar. I’m relying mostly on things I actually — gasp — remember learning in public schools in the 1980s.

I’m going to just jump to my thesis here, since the perspective it provides is going to come up in a few places in the rest of the post: In the present day, the values of most Democratic voters favor living in more densely populated areas, whereas the values of most Republican voters favor living in more sparsely populated areas. And since these three aspects of the American electoral process were specifically designed to benefit less-populous states (to get them to go along with the Revolution in the first place), the Republicans today are in a position of power far beyond their actual support amongst the electorate as a whole.

Whew. OK, let’s begin.

Gerrymandering in House seat apportionment

Ah, Elbridge Gerry. Over 200 years later, his name is still applied to the sadly still too common practice of redrawing congressional districts in absurd shapes to deliver the maximum number of House seats to a favored political party. Both parties have been guilty of doing this, but as the Republicans have been in a position of outsized influence at the state level (see my main thesis), the majority of questionable district apportionments in modern times have been to the benefit of the Republican Party.

Beyond the unscrupulous tactics of Gerrymandering, there is still an inherent imbalance in the House, which becomes even greater when we talk about the Senate: because the total number of seats in the House is fixed at 435 (due to the Reapportionment Act of 1929), and because each state has to have at least one representative, low-population states have much higher per-resident representation than larger ones.

But don’t take my word for it. Let’s look at the numbers. Here’s a table (source: Wikipedia) that breaks down state populations and representation both in the House and Electoral College.

Rank State Population House
Seats
Elect.
Votes
Pop. per
House
Seat
Pop. per
Elect.
Vote
Pop. per
Senate
Seat
1 California 38,802,500 53 55 717,763 691,662 19,401,250
2 Texas 26,956,958 36 38 723,867 685,769 13,478,479
3 Florida 19,893,297 27 29 715,465 666,123 9,946,649
4 New York 19,746,227 27 29 724,824 674,837 9,873,114
5 Illinois 12,880,580 18 20 715,292 643,763 6,440,290
6 Pennsylvania 12,787,209 18 20 709,085 638,177 6,393,605
7 Ohio 11,594,163 16 18 721,514 641,346 5,797,082
8 Georgia 10,097,343 14 16 708,568 619,997 5,048,672
9 North Carolina 9,943,964 13 15 750,159 650,138 4,971,982
10 Michigan 9,909,877 14 16 705,954 617,710 4,954,939
11 New Jersey 8,938,175 12 14 738,716 633,185 4,469,088
12 Virginia 8,326,289 11 13 744,170 629,682 4,163,145
13 Washington 7,061,530 10 12 689,701 574,751 3,530,765
14 Massachusetts 6,745,408 9 11 738,460 604,195 3,372,704
15 Arizona 6,731,484 9 11 728,139 595,750 3,365,742
16 Indiana 6,596,855 9 11 726,370 594,303 3,298,428
17 Tennessee 6,549,352 9 11 717,360 586,931 3,274,676
18 Missouri 6,063,589 8 10 752,749 602,199 3,031,795
19 Maryland 5,976,407 8 10 735,570 588,456 2,988,204
20 Wisconsin 5,757,564 8 10 715,800 572,640 2,878,782
21 Minnesota 5,457,173 8 10 672,392 537,914 2,728,587
22 Colorado 5,355,856 7 9 741,083 576,398 2,677,928
23 Alabama 4,849,377 7 9 688,860 535,780 2,424,689
24 South Carolina 4,832,482 7 9 674,818 524,858 2,416,241
25 Louisiana 4,649,676 6 8 766,982 575,237 2,324,838
26 Kentucky 4,413,457 6 8 730,069 547,552 2,206,729
27 Oregon 3,970,239 5 7 779,871 557,050 1,985,120
28 Oklahoma 3,878,051 5 7 762,964 544,974 1,939,026
29 Connecticut 3,596,677 5 7 718,059 512,907 1,798,339
30 Iowa 3,107,126 4 6 768,547 513,364 1,553,563
31 Arkansas 2,994,079 4 6 737,283 491,522 1,497,040
32 Mississippi 2,984,926 4 6 746,232 497,488 1,492,463
33 Utah 2,942,902 4 6 713,822 475,881 1,471,451
34 Kansas 2,904,021 4 6 721,476 480,984 1,452,011
35 Nevada 2,839,099 4 6 689,733 459,822 1,419,550
36 New Mexico 2,085,572 3 5 695,179 417,108 1,042,786
37 Nebraska 1,881,503 3 5 618,508 371,105 940,752
38 West Virginia 1,850,326 3 5 618,471 371,083 925,163
39 Idaho 1,634,464 2 4 797,864 398,932 817,232
40 Hawaii 1,419,561 2 4 696,157 348,078 709,781
41 Maine 1,330,089 2 4 664,596 332,298 665,045
42 New Hampshire 1,326,813 2 4 660,359 330,180 663,407
43 Rhode Island 1,055,173 2 4 525,146 262,273 527,587
44 Montana 1,023,579 1 3 1,005,141 335,047 511,790
45 Delaware 935,614 1 3 917,092 305,697 467,807
46 South Dakota 853,175 1 3 833,354 277,785 426,588
47 North Dakota 739,482 1 3 699,628 233,209 369,741
48 Alaska 737,732 1 3 736,732 243,816 368,866
49 Vermont 626,011 1 3 626,562 208,670 313,006
50 Wyoming 584,153 1 3 576,412 192,137 292,077

If you study the numbers carefully, you see it’s a bit of a mixed bag at the House level. Wyoming, the least populous state, carries more weight per seat than California, the most populous, but in between there are variations. Conservative Montana, the most populous state with only one seat, is under-represented compared to liberal Rhode Island, the least populous state with two seats. But one thing that this table doesn’t show is the representation by party for each of those 435 house seats. If we factor that in, and look at the aggregate, we see that the Republican majority in the House doesn’t come close to representing a majority of the American public at large:

My favorite Super Bowl commercial

Super Bowl commercials tend to scream at you, both literally and metaphorically. So a quiet, subtle commercial like the one Google aired is easy to miss. (The Focus on the Family commercial, for all the fervor preceding it, was also easy to miss.)

Luckily I didn’t miss the Google commercial. It was simple, and simply brilliant. Maybe it’s because I have a life-changing event in my own past that is at least partially traceable to a Google search, but I think the message here is powerful and moving: in the Internet age, profound events in your life can stem from things you find online. And what better way to find things online than Google?

My favorite moments are “What are truffles?” followed by “Who is Truffaut?” and when the user changes “Long distance relationship advice” to “Jobs in Paris.” It’s silly, I know, but I start to tear up at that one.

New room34/music site launched

My brief foray with Bandcamp is over, and a brand new room34/music site has officially launched!

This new version, I am proud to say, runs on cms34, a Content Management System I developed based on the CakePHP framework. I’ve been running numerous client sites on it for the past couple of years, along with my own Room 34 Creative Services site, but this is the first time I’ve really pushed its capabilities on a site of my own. The site has a few tricks up its sleeve (although most are in the admin interface right now), and more is on the way, including automatic transcoding of MP3s into Ogg Vorbis format for playback in the Firefox and Chrome web browsers.

Yadda yadda yadda. It’s not about the web geekitude (well, maybe for me it is)… it’s about the music. I’ve posted streaming and downloadable MP3s, cover art, background information, and CD purchase links for about a half dozen of my most recent projects, and over the coming weeks I’ll be filling in the rest of my “back catalog” going back to at least 2001, and perhaps even to my debut “album” from 1992, if I can round up the old cassette currently decaying in a box in the basement somewhere.

Some mathematicians are best off sticking with the purely theoretical…

A Game Theoretical Approach to the Toilet Seat Problem

Clever, yes. And fairly well-reasoned (if decidedly tongue-in-cheek). However, for the paranoid and germophobic (including myself on both counts), this entire line of reasoning leaves out the most important component of the system: the lid.

Extra effort be damned, the lid must be closed! And if my anecdotal experience is any indication, women are far more likely to leave the seat down and lid up than men are to leave everything up vs. closing the lid.

C’mon people, the lid is there for a reason! (Several, in fact.) Use it! Besides, we all know the average American leads a far too (and increasingly) sedentary lifestyle. You need the exercise.