Yesterday was time for another of my multiple weekly visits to our new Super Target, and while indulging my 20-month-old daughter’s penchant for banging on keyboards, I perused the USB computer peripheral section.
Of course there was the full array of USB thumb drives. Very useful, but I already have one and don’t need another at the moment. Then there are the more… uh… fanciful USB accessories. Some of them are kind of cool, like the little lamp and the fan. If I were frequently using my computer in total darkness, or if winter weren’t approaching, I might consider picking one of them up, especially at a mere $10.
But then, there was another USB-powered accessory next to the lamp and the fan, one that seemed, to me at least, decidedly less worth $10. A USB pencil sharpener. Yes, you read that right.
Let’s see, how stupid art thee, let me count the ways:
- Isn’t the whole point of using a computer that you don’t need pencils anymore?
- How about some nasty, graphite-y pencil shavings spilled on your computer? (You know it’s going to happen eventually.)
- I know you’ve always really wanted a way to hone your pencils to a fine point, but until now, the means to power such a fantastical device simply did not exist.
- Need I go on?
Fortunately for my sanity, a Google search once again reassures me that I am not alone.